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darren at chris’s party

LMAO

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#a man is regretting giving the power of life and death to a vengeful 11-year old #a man should have expected this to go badly

#A MAN DID NOT MAKE THE BEST LIFE CHOICE

#A MAN LOOKS AT HIS LIFE, A MAN LOOKS AT HIS CHOICES

laughtillyoubecomeapikachu:

best-of-funny:

orderofthemockingjay:

leroyss:

saekimchi:

iaquariuschicken:

thatswhatkentsaid:

OBAMA IS DANCING WITH ELLEN

This is everything I’ve ever wanted.

my exact reaction and I kid you not:

-scrolls down dash-
-scrolls back up-
Is that the President boogie-ing?
-instant reblog-

HE NEEDS TO BE PRESIDENT FOREVER

why the fuck can’t julia gillard dance like this?

obama’s one sassy mothafucka

omg hero.

thepurringhobbit:

(4:55pm)
I’m leaving my apartment.
(4:59)
I’m almost there.
(4:59)
Oops, ran into a tree.
(5:01)
Just one more corner.
(5:03)
Aaand I’m there. I’m saving you a seat.

(5:04)
Did you just livetext your walk to the coffee shop?

Kurt is me omg

puckherberry:

#and look who they’re talking to #THE OTHER GAYS #ot4 right there